I have been derelict from my duty for a long time, but I am here as a friend to help you for the month of February.
On February 1, before you put your feet on the floor, you must say, “Rabbit-Rabbit!” and you will have good luck for the entire month. How’s that for a deal? I don’t know if you can say anything else first. I have to say, I never say anything else before I say it–when I remember to say it.
Has it worked for me? Oh dear. All this time, all these months, suggesting this to you, and I can’t even tell you that it works! All I know is that in these troubling times, we all need every scrap of help we can get. Are you with me on this?
Y’all, we’re all gonna do this and our collective mojo is gonna be off the fuckin charts. Bastards are gonna get swagger poisoning. The luck is gonna be drippin off a bitch in February. Let’s go.
Muddy Waters & James Cotton — “Got My Mojo Workin” (1966)
