There once was a dead spider on my floor
Which I accidentally had killed before.
Much to my dismay
It went away
And I could find it never more!
I accidentally killed a spider with poison in my house. It was lying all sad and curled up on its back. I was going to clean it up after I came back from yoga, honest. When I came back, it had fucking disappeared. I don’t know where it went to. Spider hospital? Did the spider ambulance come and pick it up? I don’t know. All I know is it was gone. I looked everywhere it could logically be, and the fucker was gone.
Where have all the spiders gone,
Long time passing…