Doesn’t this look like the best movie ever? Uh, yeah

According to the YouTube description, this movie is the best thing in the fucking world. I want to see it! Quentin Tarantino played it in his film festival. I missed it! I need to get it on DVD.

Dr. Tsu is a brilliant surgeon with her own exotic island off the coast of Manila. Using her sexy, all-girl army of martial-arts experts, Tsu kidnaps some of the world’s greatest athletes. She is able to transplant any body part, so she uses the athletes for spare parts to sell to the world’s richest men. Mike Harber is a womanizing, wise-cracking insurance investigator for Lloyd’s of London sent to Manila to investigate the disappearance of a jai-alai player, and becomes involved with Dr. Tsu’s mad mission.

But can she transplant the cock? That has to come up in the plot at some point, right? “Any part of the body?” Some white guy gets a Black boxer’s huge wang. Oh, like I was the only one thinking it. Hey, he’s 75, and he’s gonna die soon, and he just wanted to see what it was like to live for a few years with a giant dong and he didn’t care what color it was! And Tsu only had a Black one in stock. Innuendo ensues, because it’s PG. (I was the only one thinking it, wasn’t I? Sigh.)

Of course, a jai-alai player is the straw that breaks the camel’s back, sending out Lloyd’s greatest. The world cannot live without their jai-alai! It’s even got multi-colored foxes, and a Black girl with an impeccably picked Afro. MUST SEE.

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