Tagged: Music

Neighborhood bicycling ghost on the loose

Man on bicycle, in the 1920s, Germany, probable BerlinA little more than a year ago, we moved  across the street from Pinkeye Beach. Seriously, it’s beautiful, and it’s smells all wonderful salt and wet and thick on my face, and I love driving on the highway next to the water, and there’s red tail hawk that hunts from the tree across from our kitchen window sometimes, so majestic, and the campfires smell so wonderful (until someone starts smoking something that smells more like plastic and tar and 151), but really, that water will get you sick.

Never mind that the ocean is nature’s toilet. Never mind that there is always a dead sea lion on the beach (that’s why the dogs always start running as soon as they are off leash–they’re looking for that sweet rotting sea lion). Never mind that there are a million other dead things there; that’s why Pinkeye Beach is covered in crows and pigeons. Kick the bulb of the bull whip kelp and a million flies pour out of it like it’s a corpse’s eyeball.

Never mind all that: there are floaters in the water. You see them every time you go there. The treatment plant is right at the end of Sloat Boulevard. That’s grody. Don’t go in there. At least get a hep-B series first.

Our apartment is one floor up, over the garages, and goes through the building, but it isn’t a railroad, I don’t think. My desk is by the dunes side (we’d have to be on the upper floor to have a view of the beach proper). My boyfriend has the street side. At night, when we eat and watch our stories (y’all, I am just now learning how fucking great Prison Break is. I can’t understand how I slept on this shit for so long), and at night, that’s when this magic happens. A ghost rolls under the windows.

For months and months, we didn’t see it, just heard it. It went too fast to be walking, and too slow to be driving, and too quiet to be on a skateboard. So it had to either be a) disembodied, or b) on a bike. The weird thing: always blasting 1980s hiphop, like Grandmaster Flash, Sugarhill Gang, Kool Moe Dee, and almost always the same ones, like he had a Time Life collection of Greatest Hits CDs, or an 8-track.

It didn’t help that the ghost was fleet of foot. Every time we heard him, we looked, but ghosts get, well, ghost. He was always gone.

Finally: a man rolled by when we were by the window for no reason on a BMX bike, blasting some LL Cool J. He looked young, but it was from far away. Maybe he got hit by the train? Or a car? Maybe he has a message from the 1980s to share with us? A message of peace and freedom through rapping? I can say that hearing Kool Moe Dee and other old school beats made me happy as hell.

Since we saw him once, we see him often. He very much seems male. He is always alone. He is always with music. We can’t tell if other people can see him or not. I want to know his story, since the ones I write for people and ghosts are certainly wrong.

(This is the song I always want the DJ to play, but I think requesting shit from the DJ is rude. I want the ghost to play it, too, but I think requesting shit from a ghost is pointless and rude.)

Theo_van_Doesburg_Dadamatinée Jan 1923

Ah, the avant garde

My favorite class of all time was Introduction to Performance Art. I always wanted to be a performance artist, kinda. In real life, they really, really annoy me. I think that’s kind of true for everyone, though, as evidenced by their reaction to Miranda July. (Their reaction, not their desire to be one, is their truth.) That wasn’t her last name in high school. I won’t bust what her last name was then, but I’m the asshole that won’t let you change your name. I don’t think she married someone with the last name of July. (Yes, we attended the same obnoxious high school. Nothing to be proud or ashamed of.)

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Did I ever tell you…?

I really love disco. I love everything about it! Yes, one of my inner personalities is the catty Disco Queer, and that’s because he loves, loves, loves disco. He moonlights as a go-go dancer, and wears hot pants and boots. He prefers a little cage to a platform.

Tell me more about your homeworld, Seer.

The creepiest cartoon about growing up I have seen in the last year

So it’s all about this cartoon right now

Nostalgia: this one is for you my brother. I summon a monster

Judge doesn’t read this blog. He doesn’t know it exists. There are several reasons for this, but none are happy-making. Anyways, I will still dedicate this week’s nostalgia post to him.

When he was a wee thing, he loved this song so much.  I believe little kids like monsters and dinosaurs in no small part because they could easily destroy all the big people. Little people often feel so very powerless. Always pushed around, told what to do, pulled by the hand, and put in situations that they may not want to be in. Little kids have no agency, is what I’m saying. Godzilla would sure as shit fix that situation. And there was also a Godzilla cartoon on around then (1978-1981). Judge was born in 1974.

Watching it now, I must say this concert would have been awesome on drugs–if you didn’t lose your head. Because this drum solo kicks ass.

Blue Oyster Cult– “Godzilla” (1980)

I want to see the cartoon, too.

Nostalgia: a message from the motorcycle repairmen–from the past!